One minigame challenges fifa 15 coins you to squash the toffs", which you assassinate by avidity a bulk of top-hat antic English admirer amid the PS Vita's foreground and rear draft interfaces

Another cheekily asks you to dry an "extraordinarily affiliated sausage dog" by wrapping your duke about the PS Vita and motioning assiduously and backwards

The game's got an outstanding faculty of humour, authoritative it harder not…